Auntie Snyxx and the Bitch Express

Finn and Rachel:: *kiss*
Me:: Whoa, hey, no surprise there.
Tina and Mike:: *kiss*
Me:: Wait, what. What just happened.
Joe and Quinn:: *adorable head-lean*
Me:: It's a montage omg.
Santana and Brittany:: *kiss*
Me:: OH MY FUCKING GOD I KNOW WHAT'S COMING.
Kurt and Blaine:
Me:
Kurt and Blaine:
Me:
Kurt and Blaine:
Me:
Me:
Me:: Fuck you, Glee. Fuck you so. Hard.

thewinchesterswagger:

davestridersdirtydreams:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

and like if you wanted to download something you had to run

and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded

I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world.

trentofsky:

Reading gay smut is really depressing because I will never get a blowjob sigh

(Source: puckleberry-on-my-mind)

klainebowbright:

Fic Rec:SovereignbyIced White Mocha

I know everyone has a lot of WIP’s on the go (myself included) but you should really start reading this one, it’s fantastic!

Premise:

Kurt is the prince of a kingdom where there have been wars in the past because a king died without a proper heir, so he absolutely required to have children. He is married off to Princess Rachel of Nyada, the problem is that he’s only into men and pretty much everyone knows it.

He can’t get it up for the girl, no matter what they do, so the king and advisers bring in Blaine, a ‘pleasure slave’. His job is to make sure Kurt gets aroused and comes when he is with his wife. Kurt hates the situation, he highly disapproves of slavery, but doesn’t have the sway to stop it or stop this situation.

As moody as I might have drawn it ~~(please be kind this was my first attempt at~~ ~~fanart and I only spent 30 mins on it…)~~ anyway… yes, SO as moody as I’ve drawn it also very funny, sharp and witty. Not to mention it’s sexy as all hell, it’s the best thing I’ve read since How Kurt Hummel Got Married… by Aubreyli. So if you’ve read that one to pieces (like I have) definately get going on this!

KBx

samcro-soa:

Stahl: I’m gonna bury these assholes.

otto vs. stahl round 2

*Otto, smashin’ bitch’s faces before Jax made it cool.

sublimecock:

Addicted to crack/198.

slightestwind:

can

he

just

1 month ago

youfuckedmekurt:

So I’m going to bed but before I do I thought I’d leave you with this.

Kurt knew exactly what he was in for when he walked home after a long, stressful day at work.

The constant texts from his boyfriend didn’t leave much to the imgination, and there wasn’t really any way…

(Source: youmovedmekurt)

leonievond:

neck kisses :>

Auntie Snyxx and the Bitch Express

Fine Folk

This is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.

How Long Have You Been A Fornicating Tumblr User?: youfuckedmekurt: So I’m going to bed but before I do I thought I’d...